I am so done with anyone who has ever been in my life who is taller than 5’ 10” with the exception of two people.
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"My boyfriend went to heat up some bacon leftover from breakfast for a late night snack. When he returned to the bedroom, I was in a black slip, behaving seductively. He began kissing the inside of my thigh, then looked up and said, “Can I eat bacon first?"
— Rough Love: Bacon Before Hoes (via collegehumor)
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